X Jimmy Lee Dyckes
A maniac went quite berserk today,
And killed a school-bus driver in his bus.
The newsmen wished to blame the NRA,
George Bush, Rush Limbaugh, and the rest of us.
A boy was hostage but they made no fuss.
For the feds they waited patiently.
Perhaps he'd kill more people in his lust.
A gun grab! By executive decree!
Before they hung it all on you and me,
Before Joe Biden even found his mouth,
The local SWAT boys shot the SOB.
That's how they git 'er done down in the South.
That killer gave a small boy quite a fright.
Those 'Bama good ol' boys--they did all right.
Love it!
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