XXVII Michael Hastings

XXVII    Michael Hastings



Your drivel in the Rolling Stone sure sucks.
A bunch of biased crap at any rate.
Just twaddle for the Holleywood dumbclucks.
You didn't get your mind, or driving, straight!

A freedom-loving general you berate
Because he had the courage not to pass
Confiding that Obama's not so great
As he would have us think: The useless ass.

We've never had a president so crass,
Yet fools like you did trumpet his success
In burying our freedoms 'neath the grass,
And leaving our great country in a mess.

Obama stripped him of his high command:
He must have been a patriot quite grand!

XXVI Richard Ramirez

XXVI    Richard Ramirez


On death row, twenty-three long years lived he,
While Shumer, Feinstein, and late Lautenberg
Attempted to disarm both you and me;
So we could not be safe against this turd.

The LA Times put out the printed word
That citizens with guns were dang'rous fools.
Two death-row decades yielded to a third
While Feinstein honed her Saul Alynsky tools.

Your freedom constipates these bitter fools.
The Constitution keeps libs up at night.
It's not just elephants against the mules;
It's about the goddam Bill of Rights!

Mass murderers cannot be put to death.
Your carry permit?  Do not hold your breath.

XXV Frank Lautenberg

XXV    Frank Lautenberg



What did you miss in World War Two, blind fool?
What made you want to take away our guns?
Is that what asses learn at "liberal school"?
The governance that free republic shuns?

You bought elections using your own funds;
Trick amendments you produced by score;
But your amendments weren't the proper ones!
You're an anti-2nd amendment whore!

If you want peace, you'd best prepare for war;
Protecting freedom's what we want to do.
So go and have a cry with Michael Moore.
We arm ourselves, fearing the likes of you!

No more will you drink from the public trough.
That was pneumonia, Frank, not just a cough.

XXIV Wali-ur-Rehman Mehsud

XXIV    Wali-ur-Rehman Mehsud



So!  Vengeance on the U.S. you will wreak;
A greater "hit" than nine-one-one, you say!
That sounds to me like strong AlQeada speak.
But you are Taliban.  That's not their way.

A drone has fortunately saved the day.
Six friends and you now lifted from the board.
Harass the NATO convoy and you pay.
Benazir Bhutto's ghost now holds the sword.

Your fundamental view of Islam's word
Is raining C-4 on you from the sky.
The bottom line is that you're just a turd.
You're dead now.  No one even wonders why.

Hey Wali!  I think Allah's on the phone.
I hear the distant buzzing of a drone.