XLIII Ariel Castro

XLIII    Ariel Castro



No little mermaid.  Not this Ariel.
A serial kidnapper.  Rapist, too.
An animal like him, the truth to tell
Belongs not in our midst, but in a zoo.

Too bad the government is watching you
Instead of guys like him as they should be.
He voted for Obama, it is true!
I didn't.  So now they are watching me.

Our efforts are misplaced, I hate to say.
They give the guns to men like Castro there;
To use, so they can blame the NRA;
And take away your right to keep and bear.

He hung himself inside his cell today.
No worries.  He'll be voting anyway.

XLII Bruce Dunning

XLII    Bruce Dunning



Oh! What a crock, the views of CBS!
And what a lot of bunk they try to push.
The world according to old Hermann Hesse;
And manufactured dirt about George Bush.

About Obama's failure?  "Hush, man!  Hush!"
His choreographed assault upon the truth.
The Tea Party is who we have to crush;
So bring the 'tards to the election booth.

Our re-election strategy's uncouth;
The bullying and lying every day;
All the joy of an impacted tooth
For four more years is heading right your way.

Ask Brian Terry's parents of their son.
They'll tell you, "Eric Holder!  He's the one!"

XLI Zvonko Busic

XLI    Zvonko Busic



Remember Trans World Airlines 3-5-5?
Zvonko Busic commandeered that flight.
They all were lucky to remain alive
In Paris when they landed late that night.

The pressure cooker filled with gelignite
Exploded, leaving Brian Murray dead.
Zvonko gave up, acting quite contrite;
Spent thirty-two long seasons in the "shed".

They let him go, and from that "joint" he fled;
The notice in the papers was quite small.
'Twas suicide--by gunshot to the head!
Contrition has its price tag after all.

The dollar bill still reads "In God We Trust";
Another lib'ral hero bites the dust.

XL Dick Thien

XL    Dick Thien



Roberto Unger said it best, I think;
Obama's law professor, that was he.
"Defeat him!"  Unger said, "His efforts stink!"
"He's a filthy commie!"  (That was me).

The bad job numbers were his fault, you see;
I din't read that in USA Today;
He gives the lowlifes cash and drugs for free;
And gives the working stiffs the bills to pay.

I founded that newspaper, by the way;
But by and large I guess it's full of crap.
I didn't think the right should have their say;
And now I'm down for my perpetual nap.

Although I helped them pass their health care laws,
I died at 73 from "natural cause".

XXXIX Lew Wood

XXXIX    Lew Wood



CBS and NBC--what rot!
Don't turn to us expecting to get news;
We puff the libs--we give it all we've got;
And spike the stuff promoting other views.

Forget Obama's billion dollar cruise;
You didn't hear it here on NBC.
The DNC give us our "don'ts" and "do's";
So blame the leaks on Fox but not on me.

We're going to have a nanny state. You'll see.
If liberty went rampant, who could guess?
There might be someone out there rich as me;
Who didn't get his facts from CBS.

So as us demogogues do slowly die;
A newbie takes our places by-and-by.

XXXVIII Jack Germond

XXXVIII    Jack Germond



"We've got to help the masses see the light!"
That's what we tell each other over drinks.
We pound the propaganda day and night
To make them think the way Obama thinks.

The job prognostication simply stinks;
And everybody's life is on the line;
The White House press corps--full of rotten finks!
I want that corner office to be mine.

So have another glass of summer wine;
And drink the Kool-Aide like the others did;
On Uncle Sam's cadaver we will dine;
Ah!  Quid pro quo becomes our pro quo quid!

Yes, Stalin tried, but simply lost his way.
Perhaps Karl Marx's day will be today.