VI
Said Ali al-Shihri
They penned me up in Gitmo for six years,
For nine-eleven and al Qaeda ties.
Their supreme court responded to my tears
(I filled them to the brim with smoke and lies!)
Then I, back with my jihad, gave more tries
And called Somali pirates to attack,
Helped cause the murdered missionaries' cries,
And all the while the Saudis watched my back.
The Yemens cut me quite a bit of slack.
Reported killed, they deemed to set me free.
I voted absentee for ol' Barack,
Then mocked you all on CNN TV!
Just this past week an air strike did me in.
Don't be too sure! I might fool you again!
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