XI Lou Parajos
The highest rate of crime in fifty states;
The highest rate of AIDS in all the land;
Blood draining down the city's gutter grates.
Is that a large size cola in your hand?
You can't go on a walk as you had planned,
But you can get a cab for sixty bucks.
Is not the culture of our city grand?
Let's do some PCP and hijack trucks.
Let's face it! Our idyllic set-up sucks.
We thought you only needed Schumer's views.
You don't deserve this media of clucks.
Oh, what a hopeless rag, the Daily News.
All that our fathers built, of great renown,
Our papers and their lackeys have brought down.
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