XVII Roger Ebert
Hey Roger! What implored you 'ere to think
That movie stars could give us good advice?
Their whorish lives are always near the brink.
When faced with choices, they just roll the dice.
Their views and politics are not so nice
When platitudes of hate, they rant and yell;
Promoting failing leaders once--then twice,
Habituated to corruption's smell.
You wanted Michael Moore to "give them hell."
He's at the hors d'ouerves table, don't you see?
Is that his face or rectum? Who could tell?
He's working on his second pound of brie!
Your annual citations of the best
Did not even include the Cuckoo's Nest!
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