XXX Byron Looper

XXX  Byron Looper



Monopoly on sin, the Dems ain't got.
Now here's a guy who shot his rival dead
And left his body in a parking lot;
A bullet wound placed squarely in his head.

He'd changed his name to "no tax", someone said.
As other hopefuls, since, have also done.
If Clinton changed his name from Mill to Fred,
He'd hope that we'd forget the smoking gun.

But Byron, like our Bill, knew once he'd won
Election, all the rest he could control.
The media pitching in to have some fun
With all his made-up virtues to extol.

The problem was that Bill was in his groove,
But Looper was not even half as smooth.