XXXIII Helen Thomas
Yes, I was THE most biased in the news!
A true distinction! I was number one.
And always slanting toward my liberal views;
And skewering good statesmen, just for fun.
I never got Obama on the run,
Although I recognized his statist ways.
Sev'n weeks without a question from this Hun.
Oh heck! Why not just go with what he says?
Now I have ne'er been one of those who prays,
Though death has made me contemplate the term;
I didn't really care about the gays;
I liked to watch the Jesus freakers squirm.
The White House press corps misses me, it's true.
I helped them make a mockery of you!
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