XII Mark Saylor
Behold us, comrades! We're the L. A. Times.
To spike a story is not such a sin.
We lose our voices. Just a bunch of mimes.
We'll write of Lindsay Lohan drinking gin.
There has to be some kind of left hand spin.
Let's find out what Madonna has to say.
Now, only commie candidates must win,
So we'll report and we'll decide today.
Just think about which nasty card to play.
Ignore the right unless they're behind bars.
If it's not true just write it anyway!
And give ourselves awards. Just like the stars!
A tumor grows in our collective brain.
So grab your pen and board the gravy train.
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