XXVII Michael Hastings
Your drivel in the Rolling Stone sure sucks.
A bunch of biased crap at any rate.
Just twaddle for the Holleywood dumbclucks.
You didn't get your mind, or driving, straight!
A freedom-loving general you berate
Because he had the courage not to pass
Confiding that Obama's not so great
As he would have us think: The useless ass.
We've never had a president so crass,
Yet fools like you did trumpet his success
In burying our freedoms 'neath the grass,
And leaving our great country in a mess.
Obama stripped him of his high command:
He must have been a patriot quite grand!
Monday, June 24, 2013
Monday, June 17, 2013
XXVI Richard Ramirez
XXVI Richard Ramirez
On death row, twenty-three long years lived he,
While Shumer, Feinstein, and late Lautenberg
Attempted to disarm both you and me;
So we could not be safe against this turd.
The LA Times put out the printed word
That citizens with guns were dang'rous fools.
Two death-row decades yielded to a third
While Feinstein honed her Saul Alynsky tools.
Your freedom constipates these bitter fools.
The Constitution keeps libs up at night.
It's not just elephants against the mules;
It's about the goddam Bill of Rights!
Mass murderers cannot be put to death.
Your carry permit? Do not hold your breath.
On death row, twenty-three long years lived he,
While Shumer, Feinstein, and late Lautenberg
Attempted to disarm both you and me;
So we could not be safe against this turd.
The LA Times put out the printed word
That citizens with guns were dang'rous fools.
Two death-row decades yielded to a third
While Feinstein honed her Saul Alynsky tools.
Your freedom constipates these bitter fools.
The Constitution keeps libs up at night.
It's not just elephants against the mules;
It's about the goddam Bill of Rights!
Mass murderers cannot be put to death.
Your carry permit? Do not hold your breath.
Monday, June 10, 2013
XXV Frank Lautenberg
XXV Frank Lautenberg
What did you miss in World War Two, blind fool?
What made you want to take away our guns?
Is that what asses learn at "liberal school"?
The governance that free republic shuns?
You bought elections using your own funds;
Trick amendments you produced by score;
But your amendments weren't the proper ones!
You're an anti-2nd amendment whore!
If you want peace, you'd best prepare for war;
Protecting freedom's what we want to do.
So go and have a cry with Michael Moore.
We arm ourselves, fearing the likes of you!
No more will you drink from the public trough.
That was pneumonia, Frank, not just a cough.
What did you miss in World War Two, blind fool?
What made you want to take away our guns?
Is that what asses learn at "liberal school"?
The governance that free republic shuns?
You bought elections using your own funds;
Trick amendments you produced by score;
But your amendments weren't the proper ones!
You're an anti-2nd amendment whore!
If you want peace, you'd best prepare for war;
Protecting freedom's what we want to do.
So go and have a cry with Michael Moore.
We arm ourselves, fearing the likes of you!
No more will you drink from the public trough.
That was pneumonia, Frank, not just a cough.
Monday, June 3, 2013
XXIV Wali-ur-Rehman Mehsud
XXIV Wali-ur-Rehman Mehsud
So! Vengeance on the U.S. you will wreak;
A greater "hit" than nine-one-one, you say!
That sounds to me like strong AlQeada speak.
But you are Taliban. That's not their way.
A drone has fortunately saved the day.
Six friends and you now lifted from the board.
Harass the NATO convoy and you pay.
Benazir Bhutto's ghost now holds the sword.
Your fundamental view of Islam's word
Is raining C-4 on you from the sky.
The bottom line is that you're just a turd.
You're dead now. No one even wonders why.
Hey Wali! I think Allah's on the phone.
I hear the distant buzzing of a drone.
So! Vengeance on the U.S. you will wreak;
A greater "hit" than nine-one-one, you say!
That sounds to me like strong AlQeada speak.
But you are Taliban. That's not their way.
A drone has fortunately saved the day.
Six friends and you now lifted from the board.
Harass the NATO convoy and you pay.
Benazir Bhutto's ghost now holds the sword.
Your fundamental view of Islam's word
Is raining C-4 on you from the sky.
The bottom line is that you're just a turd.
You're dead now. No one even wonders why.
Hey Wali! I think Allah's on the phone.
I hear the distant buzzing of a drone.
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
XXIII Haynes Johnson
XXIII Haynes Johnson
You wrote "Sleepwalking" through the Reagan years.
I have to say, your logic's pretty bad!
He mitigated all our cold war fears.
He was the best prez that we've ever had!
Our situation now is very sad.
If Axelrod likes you, then you must suck!
The re-election likely made you glad.
Now you and we are running out of luck.
Your heroes have us flailing in the muck;
We wish that we had Reagan back on top.
With all the trraitors, liberty is stuck.
We want this hopey-changey thing to stop!
For all your stupid "I love Clinton" talk--
You sleep the long sleep. We'll go for a walk.
You wrote "Sleepwalking" through the Reagan years.
I have to say, your logic's pretty bad!
He mitigated all our cold war fears.
He was the best prez that we've ever had!
Our situation now is very sad.
If Axelrod likes you, then you must suck!
The re-election likely made you glad.
Now you and we are running out of luck.
Your heroes have us flailing in the muck;
We wish that we had Reagan back on top.
With all the trraitors, liberty is stuck.
We want this hopey-changey thing to stop!
For all your stupid "I love Clinton" talk--
You sleep the long sleep. We'll go for a walk.
Monday, May 20, 2013
XXII Billie Sol Estes
XXII Billie Sol Estes
He was a friend of LBJ. Immune
From prosecutors thwarting all his dreams.
He conned the rich investors with his tune,
And Lyndon learned, from him, of Ponzi schemes.
Ammonia tanks and farming were his themes.
More money meant more ladies for his bed.
But Lyn was saddled with Vietnam memes.
"I come to you with heavy heart," he said.
And so the Great Society was led
In, from the frayed and soggy Marxist book.
Distraction from the war! Keep people fed!
And leave the founding fathers on the hook.
Now, forty years beyond this Ponzi start.
Obama's stake has pierced our country's heart!
He was a friend of LBJ. Immune
From prosecutors thwarting all his dreams.
He conned the rich investors with his tune,
And Lyndon learned, from him, of Ponzi schemes.
Ammonia tanks and farming were his themes.
More money meant more ladies for his bed.
But Lyn was saddled with Vietnam memes.
"I come to you with heavy heart," he said.
And so the Great Society was led
In, from the frayed and soggy Marxist book.
Distraction from the war! Keep people fed!
And leave the founding fathers on the hook.
Now, forty years beyond this Ponzi start.
Obama's stake has pierced our country's heart!
Monday, May 13, 2013
XXI Mary Thom
XXI Mary Thom
I read your liberal rag today, my dear.
It seems Rush Limbaugh called a whore a whore.
This war on women thing, to me, seems queer;
Ergo, I just don't buy it anymore!
In fact, I think that there's another war;
Divisive hate-speech coming from the left:
Obama and both Clintons and Al Gore
Have left my native homeland quite bereft.
Co-opting feminism was quite deft.
The in-your-face gay movement fanned the flames;
Ensuing was bankrupting moral theft
Ensnaring girls within your sick mind-games.
So don't show me that crappy Sandra Fluke.
Promoting sluthood makes REAL women puke!
I read your liberal rag today, my dear.
It seems Rush Limbaugh called a whore a whore.
This war on women thing, to me, seems queer;
Ergo, I just don't buy it anymore!
In fact, I think that there's another war;
Divisive hate-speech coming from the left:
Obama and both Clintons and Al Gore
Have left my native homeland quite bereft.
Co-opting feminism was quite deft.
The in-your-face gay movement fanned the flames;
Ensuing was bankrupting moral theft
Ensnaring girls within your sick mind-games.
So don't show me that crappy Sandra Fluke.
Promoting sluthood makes REAL women puke!
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