XIX Tamerian Tsarmaev
How did it feel as you lay all askew;
A dozen fibbie bullets in your gut,
And your dear brother driving over you,
Leaving you to die; some sort of nut?
You charged the cops, fool! Did you hope to strut
Right past the Feds and flip it in their face?
You might have got some slack had you not put
A satchel bomb at Boston's sacred race!
You hoped to disappear without a trace;
The execution of the cop--no help!
And now you've found that quiet eternal place;
A just desert for such a lawless whelp!
You would have done far better taking meds
Than throwing IED'S at all the Feds.
Monday, April 29, 2013
Monday, April 22, 2013
XVIII Hamid al-Radmi
XVIII Hamid al-Radmi
We've got a president who's on your side.
He'd like you to succeed. To tear us down.
So why was it so hard for you to hide?
A simple missile from a drone! You clown!
You were not an al Quaeda of renown,
So why this presidential killing spree?
Your death may have been just a dressing gown!
Is it to polish Barry's legacy?
It's true you didn't have much time to flee.
Four hundred milliseconds is not long.
Four of your comrades died with you, you see.
I'm sure they loved the chance to tag along.
Opposing liberty, with death you flirt.
Another brainwashed Muslim bites the dirt.
We've got a president who's on your side.
He'd like you to succeed. To tear us down.
So why was it so hard for you to hide?
A simple missile from a drone! You clown!
You were not an al Quaeda of renown,
So why this presidential killing spree?
Your death may have been just a dressing gown!
Is it to polish Barry's legacy?
It's true you didn't have much time to flee.
Four hundred milliseconds is not long.
Four of your comrades died with you, you see.
I'm sure they loved the chance to tag along.
Opposing liberty, with death you flirt.
Another brainwashed Muslim bites the dirt.
Friday, April 5, 2013
XVII Roger Ebert
XVII Roger Ebert
Hey Roger! What implored you 'ere to think
That movie stars could give us good advice?
Their whorish lives are always near the brink.
When faced with choices, they just roll the dice.
Their views and politics are not so nice
When platitudes of hate, they rant and yell;
Promoting failing leaders once--then twice,
Habituated to corruption's smell.
You wanted Michael Moore to "give them hell."
He's at the hors d'ouerves table, don't you see?
Is that his face or rectum? Who could tell?
He's working on his second pound of brie!
Your annual citations of the best
Did not even include the Cuckoo's Nest!
Hey Roger! What implored you 'ere to think
That movie stars could give us good advice?
Their whorish lives are always near the brink.
When faced with choices, they just roll the dice.
Their views and politics are not so nice
When platitudes of hate, they rant and yell;
Promoting failing leaders once--then twice,
Habituated to corruption's smell.
You wanted Michael Moore to "give them hell."
He's at the hors d'ouerves table, don't you see?
Is that his face or rectum? Who could tell?
He's working on his second pound of brie!
Your annual citations of the best
Did not even include the Cuckoo's Nest!
Thursday, April 4, 2013
XVI Dan Turner
XVI Dan Turner
"There's nothing like a massacre," I wrote,
"To send those Mausers flying from the store."
But now I see that I have been the goat.
Big O's election sold them all, and more!
The '08 guns and ammo buying war
Did follow the election of this fool.
More guns per capita for rich and poor.
Defense against his 2012 renewal.
And if you pack your daughter off to school,
Make sure she has a Taurus in her purse.
The Secret Service won't protect your jewel.
Just like the poor ambassador, or worse!
Just one more seat upon the highest court;
Your wife and daughters' safety he will thwart.
"There's nothing like a massacre," I wrote,
"To send those Mausers flying from the store."
But now I see that I have been the goat.
Big O's election sold them all, and more!
The '08 guns and ammo buying war
Did follow the election of this fool.
More guns per capita for rich and poor.
Defense against his 2012 renewal.
And if you pack your daughter off to school,
Make sure she has a Taurus in her purse.
The Secret Service won't protect your jewel.
Just like the poor ambassador, or worse!
Just one more seat upon the highest court;
Your wife and daughters' safety he will thwart.
Thursday, March 28, 2013
XV Anthony Lewis
XV Anthony Lewis
He was the second president impeached,
And I defended him with all my might.
We knew that it was B S that he preached.
What did I care that my facts were not right?
She was a master thief and somewhat bright,
But she got sloppy or just didn't care.
I lied for her in that Whitewater fight,
And then she stole Air Force One's silverware!
Although deathbed conversions are quite rare,
I understand I threw away my prize.
So my hypocrisy, God has laid bare.
Protecting those two scumbags with my lies.
Said Henry Kissinger, "He's always wrong!"
Ken Starr was right! That's how I'll end my song.
He was the second president impeached,
And I defended him with all my might.
We knew that it was B S that he preached.
What did I care that my facts were not right?
She was a master thief and somewhat bright,
But she got sloppy or just didn't care.
I lied for her in that Whitewater fight,
And then she stole Air Force One's silverware!
Although deathbed conversions are quite rare,
I understand I threw away my prize.
So my hypocrisy, God has laid bare.
Protecting those two scumbags with my lies.
Said Henry Kissinger, "He's always wrong!"
Ken Starr was right! That's how I'll end my song.
Thursday, March 7, 2013
XIV Hugo Chavez
XIV Hugo Chavez
Methinks the smell of sulfur's in the air!
Dang! He just laughed and smiled a while ago.
A testament to Cuban medicare.
Now Hugo's cleared to vote in Chicago.
Fidel and Danny Glover; Rosie-O'
Won't join with him, the U. S. to berate,
And Ollie Stone is all wept out you know.
A press release from Bush: "Hugo! Checkmate!"
No more will this despotic reprobate
Be babbling on TV for all it's worth.
"New constitution he'll initiate..."
Eh? Sound familiar, suckahs to the north?
Insulting hypocrite! He sure had gall!
I wonder if Sean Penn will bear his pall.
Methinks the smell of sulfur's in the air!
Dang! He just laughed and smiled a while ago.
A testament to Cuban medicare.
Now Hugo's cleared to vote in Chicago.
Fidel and Danny Glover; Rosie-O'
Won't join with him, the U. S. to berate,
And Ollie Stone is all wept out you know.
A press release from Bush: "Hugo! Checkmate!"
No more will this despotic reprobate
Be babbling on TV for all it's worth.
"New constitution he'll initiate..."
Eh? Sound familiar, suckahs to the north?
Insulting hypocrite! He sure had gall!
I wonder if Sean Penn will bear his pall.
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
XIII Mary J Corey
XIII Mary J Corey
The politicians hack so furious!
Not likely that the facts will soon emerge.
I never took it all that serious.
I should have fought against that tribal urge.
One side's faux pauxs, endeavoring to purge,
We railed about the forty-some percent,
Instead of making "open mike" the scourge.
To smoke and mirrors, our attentions went.
I quite regret now,all the time we spent
To play class warfare on that poor old goat.
Obama turned out not quite heaven-sent.
Could I go back? I'd like to change my vote!
Alive again, my heart would surely break,
As you sleep in the bed I helped to make.
The politicians hack so furious!
Not likely that the facts will soon emerge.
I never took it all that serious.
I should have fought against that tribal urge.
One side's faux pauxs, endeavoring to purge,
We railed about the forty-some percent,
Instead of making "open mike" the scourge.
To smoke and mirrors, our attentions went.
I quite regret now,all the time we spent
To play class warfare on that poor old goat.
Obama turned out not quite heaven-sent.
Could I go back? I'd like to change my vote!
Alive again, my heart would surely break,
As you sleep in the bed I helped to make.
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