XLVI Rochus Misch

XLVI    Rochus Misch



I wonder how that Nazi bunker smelled;
The maniacs alive yet in their graves;
Whilst Lugers to each others' heads they held.
You were the last of Fuhrerbunker's knaves.

Just you and Goebbels, marching 'round like slaves;
You watched them kill their children in their beds;
Egomaniacy the mind depraves.
Why did you not shoot Hitler in the head?

It's true, of course, you would have wound up dead,
But could have made your martyrdom sublime.
I guess your death, to you, was quite a dread.
You could have killed him at an earlier time.

You didn't try to do what heroes do.
So are the Goebbels children haunting you?

XLV Abu Mansoor Al-Amriki

XLV    Abu Mansoor Al-Amriki



You were from Alabama, of all things!
A high school nut case; college dropout, too;
Toronto girl and you exchanged two rings;
Abandoned her and child--out of the blue.

Is honest living not enough for you?
You made the FBI most wanted list;
Why bother marrying wife number two?
To leave her for your Muslim jihad tryst?

Upon your family you were just a cyst;
Dinsoor, Somalia was your Waterloo;
No better than a stinking Bolshevist;
And now your jihad's made an end of you.

A bullet took you for a rocket ride.
You should have stayed and cheered the Crimson Tide.

XLIV Saul Landau

SLIV    Saul Landau



I had a Matthews-moment with Fidel;
A thrill went up my leg when he touched me;
And now I'm started on my way to Hell;
With all the other sychophants you see;

When you watch CBS or NBC;
Or read the Post or tune in PBS;
The editors are laughing in their brie;
Who gets their kudos, you can surely guess.

'Een though our dear old country's in a mess,
We ought to follow Castro's proven route.
So put a biased muzzle on the press,
For that's what communism's all about!

If Cuba's so advanced as Landau says,
How come they couldn't save poor old Chavez?

XLIII Ariel Castro

XLIII    Ariel Castro



No little mermaid.  Not this Ariel.
A serial kidnapper.  Rapist, too.
An animal like him, the truth to tell
Belongs not in our midst, but in a zoo.

Too bad the government is watching you
Instead of guys like him as they should be.
He voted for Obama, it is true!
I didn't.  So now they are watching me.

Our efforts are misplaced, I hate to say.
They give the guns to men like Castro there;
To use, so they can blame the NRA;
And take away your right to keep and bear.

He hung himself inside his cell today.
No worries.  He'll be voting anyway.

XLII Bruce Dunning

XLII    Bruce Dunning



Oh! What a crock, the views of CBS!
And what a lot of bunk they try to push.
The world according to old Hermann Hesse;
And manufactured dirt about George Bush.

About Obama's failure?  "Hush, man!  Hush!"
His choreographed assault upon the truth.
The Tea Party is who we have to crush;
So bring the 'tards to the election booth.

Our re-election strategy's uncouth;
The bullying and lying every day;
All the joy of an impacted tooth
For four more years is heading right your way.

Ask Brian Terry's parents of their son.
They'll tell you, "Eric Holder!  He's the one!"

XLI Zvonko Busic

XLI    Zvonko Busic



Remember Trans World Airlines 3-5-5?
Zvonko Busic commandeered that flight.
They all were lucky to remain alive
In Paris when they landed late that night.

The pressure cooker filled with gelignite
Exploded, leaving Brian Murray dead.
Zvonko gave up, acting quite contrite;
Spent thirty-two long seasons in the "shed".

They let him go, and from that "joint" he fled;
The notice in the papers was quite small.
'Twas suicide--by gunshot to the head!
Contrition has its price tag after all.

The dollar bill still reads "In God We Trust";
Another lib'ral hero bites the dust.

XL Dick Thien

XL    Dick Thien



Roberto Unger said it best, I think;
Obama's law professor, that was he.
"Defeat him!"  Unger said, "His efforts stink!"
"He's a filthy commie!"  (That was me).

The bad job numbers were his fault, you see;
I din't read that in USA Today;
He gives the lowlifes cash and drugs for free;
And gives the working stiffs the bills to pay.

I founded that newspaper, by the way;
But by and large I guess it's full of crap.
I didn't think the right should have their say;
And now I'm down for my perpetual nap.

Although I helped them pass their health care laws,
I died at 73 from "natural cause".