XXIII Haynes Johnson

XXIII    Haynes Johnson



You wrote "Sleepwalking" through the Reagan years.
I have to say, your logic's pretty bad!
He mitigated all our cold war fears.
He was the best prez that we've ever had!

Our situation now is very sad.
If Axelrod likes you, then you must suck!
The re-election likely made you glad.
Now you and we are running out of luck.

Your heroes have us flailing in the muck;
We wish that we had Reagan back on top.
With all the trraitors, liberty is stuck.
We want this hopey-changey thing to stop!

For all your stupid "I love Clinton" talk--
You sleep the long sleep.  We'll go for a walk.

XXII Billie Sol Estes

XXII  Billie Sol Estes



He was a friend of LBJ.  Immune
From prosecutors thwarting all his dreams.
He conned the rich investors with his tune,
And Lyndon learned, from him, of Ponzi schemes.

Ammonia tanks and farming were his themes.
More money meant more ladies for his bed.
But Lyn was saddled with Vietnam memes.
"I come to you with heavy heart," he said.

And so the Great Society was led
In, from the frayed and soggy Marxist book.
Distraction from the war!  Keep people fed!
And leave the founding fathers on the hook.

Now, forty years beyond this Ponzi start.
Obama's stake has pierced our country's heart!

XXI Mary Thom

XXI    Mary Thom



I read your liberal rag today, my dear.
It seems Rush Limbaugh called a whore a whore.
This war on women thing, to me, seems queer;
Ergo, I just don't buy it anymore!

In fact, I think that there's another war;
Divisive hate-speech coming from the left:
Obama and both Clintons and Al Gore
Have left my native homeland quite bereft.

Co-opting feminism was quite deft.
The in-your-face gay movement fanned the flames;
Ensuing was bankrupting moral theft
Ensnaring girls within your sick mind-games.

So don't show me that crappy Sandra Fluke.
Promoting sluthood makes REAL women puke!

XX Al Neuharth

XX    Al Neuharth



For twenty years the USA Today
Has low'red the bar and published tritely trash,
An echo-chamber for the commie way.
Another outlet for the biased hash.

We know you only did it for the cash,
But now you're dead, so was it worth the time?
With no more patriots for you to slash,
A mere accomplice to the commie crime.

It hurts us that you did it on our dime.
You could have chose a much more lofty path
Than 'gurgitating all that socialist chyme
And facing, in the afterlife, God's wrath!

The USA Today is just a rag;
A yellow journal, tossed in plastic bag.